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Writer's Block: Opposites Attract

What celebrity would you consider changing your sexual identity for?
If there were any guys anywhere I'd want to fuck... uh, I wouldn't be straight. Retarded question.

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seek_serenity
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:05 pm (UTC)
The question is 'who would you CHANGE YOUR SEXUALITY for?' If you changed your sexuality, you wouldn't be straight anymore.
superbus
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
That's my bloody point. If I'm willing to "change" my sexuality for someone, guess what? I need to question my sexuality!
seek_serenity
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:16 pm (UTC)
Wow. Miss the point much?
superbus
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
Who's missing who's point? I'm not allowed to make my own?

Bah, why am I arguing with some hyper liberal who's not even on my FL?
seek_serenity
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
Of course you're free to make your own point. But you're entirely missing the point of the question that was posted.
If you think the question is retarted, why answer it at all?

Finding your answer to the question pointless and irrelevant makes me liberal?
superbus
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
Um... because it's my journal, and people read me for ascerbic wit?

No, the Obama shirt makes you liberal, unless that text underneath hints that he should be roasted on a spit.
seek_serenity
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
Wearing an Obama shirt doesn't make me a democrat OR a liberal. It means I prefer Obama to McCain. Anybody with half a brain does.

Wit? I must've missed it
sam767
Jan. 29th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
Wearing an Obama shirt doesn't make me a democrat OR a liberal. It means I prefer Obama to McCain. Anybody with half a brain does.

...
dmajohnson
Jan. 29th, 2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
This is officially the most idiotic question yet.
willfor_iv
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Given the state of American celebrity, I don't blame you. However, faulting the question for something outside of its control isn't exactly the most enlightened way of going about calling it stupid. Blame the right people:

Hollywood.
superbus
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
It doesn't matter if it's a celebrity, an athlete, a rock star or just Bob, if I am saying to myself "for this person, I would pretend I'm gay and put his penis in my mouth", then... there's not much pretending going on.
otosaretatenshi
Jan. 29th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
I have to agree. I've never been attracted to guys, and in order to answer this question, I would have to have some sexual interest in them. That would force me to have to question my sexuality, and therefore this question does not apply to everyone, and really only applies to potentially gay people, and if you're potentially gay, well, you can't hide it forever. This whole question seems like a good way of getting people to come out of the closet.
seek_serenity
Jan. 29th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
The question does not say pretend. It says change.
It's a fantasy question
willfor_iv
Jan. 29th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
It seems I need to be a bit funnier in my attempts at humour in order for them to be picked up. :(
dmajohnson
Jan. 29th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Use a tip-off user pic next time.

< Like this.
willfor_iv
Jan. 29th, 2009 08:05 pm (UTC)
I suppose this would work...
butter_building
Jan. 29th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
WAY TO DODGE THE QUESTION DO I DETECT CERTAIN INSECURITIES
samuraiter
Jan. 30th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
Mr. Met.
dmajohnson
Jan. 30th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
"So, is there a Mrs. Met?"
superbus
Jan. 30th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC)
Well, if the ESPN commercials are to be believed, there is:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3495650&categoryid=3400135
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