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Writer's Block: It's Never Too Early...

Black Friday is the unofficial kickoff to the holiday shopping season. When are you planning on beginning your holiday shopping?
Whenever I feel like it, what little I'm doing. Black Friday is fucking evil. Remember the person that FUCKING DIED last year? Remember that? Because he got trampled outside a Wal-Mart, and no one cared because they had to get their sales?

We're really a terrible country with terrible, selfish, greedy people when you think about it. "America might be the best country in the world, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress; you have a lot of work to do" (Doug Stanhope)

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yubsie
Nov. 24th, 2009 12:59 pm (UTC)
My hatred of the way stores are this time of year is why I started two weeks ago. Online. :p
kyuusei
Nov. 24th, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)
I remember that. Pathetic. I'm glad we have no 'shopping official' start here, but it can still get ridiculous in the malls.
burning_phoneix
Nov. 25th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)
I keep hearing "You muslims are barbarians the way you stampede and kill each other in the hajj nearly every year! >:("

But thanks to black Friday, I have some ammunition for rebuttal.
sam767
Nov. 25th, 2009 12:49 am (UTC)
Shopping = rerigion = opiate of the masses.

QED
burning_phoneix
Nov. 25th, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
QED?
sam767
Nov. 25th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
When you prove stuff in math. You write that at the end.
butter_building
Nov. 25th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
It basically means "I'm right and you're fucking wrong. Stop talking."

Basically.
samuraiter
Nov. 25th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
I am taking Tylenol and Tums with me on Black Friday. I hate Black Friday.
sam767
Nov. 25th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
i dont think they will help when you are being crushed and trampled. in my experience.
burning_phoneix
Nov. 25th, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Whenever I go shopping I get a case of the ol' mudbutt.
sam767
Nov. 25th, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC)
...O_O
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