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HEY!

All you bisexuals on my list?

I really don't give a shit if random statements I, or my friends, say as jokes offend you!

See, I believe EVERYONE is open to be made fun of, for whatever reason. That means anyone. You're a cracker? Then put the Banjo down, Brossius! You're a nigger? Get out of KFC, Tyrone! Hispanic? I won't say shit about you, since you'll probably stab me, Emanuel. Asians? Before you kill yourself because you got an A-, listen to what I have to say! You're a fag? Clean the shit off your dick, Jonathan! Bisexual? Make up your goddamned mind!

Carlos Mencia says it best: family fucks with each other, and it's a great way to get along with people, once you put aside your prejudice. I think we're all going to be better off once we stop trying to be so fucking politically correct. Everyone should be able to make fun of everyone, including themselves.

So I'm going to continue to make jokes, about everyone. I will not censor myself. That goes for all you crackers, spics, niggers, beaners, wops, chinks, fags, dykes, twats, you name it.

Don't like it? Defriend me. Don't fucking talk to me. Because I get really tired of people thinking I'm going to censor myself because I might POSSIBLY offend what they are. And in cases like that, if people refuse to acknowledge this, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to offend. Purely for my own entertainment.

This came along because Cammi and I made a joke, and included the word bisexual in it. Naturally, all the bisexuals attacked us, and attacked Gunny for his own views on the subject, not even knowing what Gunny, Cammi or myself were even talking about! They blinded themselves to the context of our conversations and our statements, and instead went on the defensive, on instinct. Look, I don't care what anyone wants to put in their mouth; you want to suck dick and pussy, that's your call. I love you all very much; you're my friends, and I'd never hold it against anyone.

But if something like that is going to offend, especially considering the source, being me? Then that might have to change. Get your panties out of a wad, and try to find the joke in a situation.

EDIT: I'm mistaken; every bisexual except ONE said something. And she's smart enough to see the fucking humour!

Comments

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kyuusei
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
..I missed something here.

I wouldn't have been offended anyway. Not that I've even had girl on girl action. Shame. >.>
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
OK; TWO didn't say anything.

Check back a couple entries, where I'm talking to Cam. Tell me if there's ANYTHING there that would offend you.
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angeling
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
wut did u say bout hispanics

wut

WUT

*stabs u*

hah

HAH
gunlord
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:08 am (UTC)
Whoah, Bus, I think you're being a little broad here...from what I saw of the entry, the only "bisexual" giving you shit was ameroonie. Samuraiter wasn't really that offended; neither was Sara.

Now, keep in mind that as we both know, Amy's a nice girl, but pretty stupid, as she herself admits and we understand from experience. So really, all the bis on your FL aren't the problem, just one dumb girl is.'

Admittedly though, for what it's worth, I do apologize if my comments on bis were overboard...I suppose I rather let myself go there. It was more like how I'd act in a troll community than how polite and restrained I should usually be...my apologies.
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
But your views were not on bis in general! Just the lipstick lesbians that treat is as a fad! There is no need to apologise!
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svz_insanity
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)
*shakes head*

Wow. I agree with you-- everyone gets made of at some point and as long as it's not done with a real malicious intent/ignorance, I don't see the problem. As it seems like a large chunk of your f-list are people who are bi-- it pretty much says you don't discriminate against sexual orientation.

*hums "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" by Avenue Q*
svz_insanity
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
*made fun of

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sarajayechan
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC)
I'm all for respecting other cultures and alternative lifestyles, but I can usually tell the difference between jokes and someone seriously being a racist prejudiced homophobic asshead. (If they're being serious, they usually won't make comments about being pillowsexual. XD)
dtn
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
It's all just serious business yo. >:P

Pretty much agreeing with everyone else. You don't have to cover stuff you say because it'll offend someone. So you two were joking around, uh... big deal? O_o

And if I do want to jump off the building over an A-, I'll be totally glad to hear from you first! XDDDDDD
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
And if I do want to jump off the building over an A-, I'll be totally glad to hear from you first! XDDDDDD

Nah, I'd secretly attach a bungie cord around you; not only would you not end up dying, you'd have fun on the way up! XD
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dmajohnson
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
I take it I missed something. *Shrugs and goes back to work.*
insanezero
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
OMG IMA NEVAR GOING TO GET THAT A+++++++



*kills self*
gunlord
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
oh man ;-;
hinata19
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
zOMG a 99.999999999999999999999!111!!! NOES!!1! My life isn't worth living!1!1!!! ;_; *swandives off really tall building*

[/sarcasm XP]

But yeah, though I do walk on the safer side most of the time, I do know a joke when I see one and can derive amusement from it ._.
Excessive PCness = >:[
armordragon
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
omg wut did u sey abuto hizpanix? ima kik u cuz u witez r alweyz takin hour wimen. i h8 u n ur h8 4 me. ima buts a cap in ur @$$ n haev sex w/ ur gurl aftr deliverin ur dinr u got frum my p0p's m3xican r3stauran.

((-_- God that was hard to type. And I lawl'd when I read this.))
sam767
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
lik y u lev out us sand niggurz and turrerists!11

Ay, anyone who takes offense from two freinds joking around in an AIM conversation needs to get a life. I apologize for my bluntness, here.
Besides, anyone is at liberty to say whatever they want in their own LJ. ^_^
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:32 am (UTC)
You're right; I forgot the Sand Niggers, but they scare me, as they're trying to blow me up, and EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR! :(

I also forgot the Jews; they're too busy scrounging money and avoiding ovens.
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co_raptor
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
That goes for all you crackers, spics, niggers, beaners, wops, chinks, fags, dykes, twats, you name it.

Are you dissin' my country here >:O!
sorakh28
Oct. 29th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
You forgot the split French Canadians like me! XD
superbus
Oct. 29th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
Well, granted, you complain if I so much as say "I don't feel like French Fries", but I just didn't feel the need, as French Canadians are not a race, they are an elitest part of one country. ;)

(NO I AM NOT CALLING YOU ELITEST! JUST QUEBEC!)
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