All you bisexuals on my list?
I really don't give a shit if random statements I, or my friends, say as jokes offend you!
See, I believe EVERYONE is open to be made fun of, for whatever reason. That means anyone. You're a cracker? Then put the Banjo down, Brossius! You're a nigger? Get out of KFC, Tyrone! Hispanic? I won't say shit about you, since you'll probably stab me, Emanuel. Asians? Before you kill yourself because you got an A-, listen to what I have to say! You're a fag? Clean the shit off your dick, Jonathan! Bisexual? Make up your goddamned mind!
Carlos Mencia says it best: family fucks with each other, and it's a great way to get along with people, once you put aside your prejudice. I think we're all going to be better off once we stop trying to be so fucking politically correct. Everyone should be able to make fun of everyone, including themselves.
So I'm going to continue to make jokes, about everyone. I will not censor myself. That goes for all you crackers, spics, niggers, beaners, wops, chinks, fags, dykes, twats, you name it.
Don't like it? Defriend me. Don't fucking talk to me. Because I get really tired of people thinking I'm going to censor myself because I might POSSIBLY offend what they are. And in cases like that, if people refuse to acknowledge this, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to offend. Purely for my own entertainment.
This came along because Cammi and I made a joke, and included the word bisexual in it. Naturally, all the bisexuals attacked us, and attacked Gunny for his own views on the subject, not even knowing what Gunny, Cammi or myself were even talking about! They blinded themselves to the context of our conversations and our statements, and instead went on the defensive, on instinct. Look, I don't care what anyone wants to put in their mouth; you want to suck dick and pussy, that's your call. I love you all very much; you're my friends, and I'd never hold it against anyone.
But if something like that is going to offend, especially considering the source, being me? Then that might have to change. Get your panties out of a wad, and try to find the joke in a situation.
EDIT: I'm mistaken; every bisexual except ONE said something. And she's smart enough to see the fucking humour!
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I wouldn't have been offended anyway. Not that I've even had girl on girl action. Shame. >.>Check back a couple entries, where I'm talking to Cam. Tell me if there's ANYTHING there that would offend you.
wut
WUT
*stabs u*
hah
HAH
Now, keep in mind that as we both know, Amy's a nice girl, but pretty stupid, as she herself admits and we understand from experience. So really, all the bis on your FL aren't the problem, just one dumb girl is.'
Admittedly though, for what it's worth, I do apologize if my comments on bis were overboard...I suppose I rather let myself go there. It was more like how I'd act in a troll community than how polite and restrained I should usually be...my apologies.
Wow. I agree with you-- everyone gets made of at some point and as long as it's not done with a real malicious intent/ignorance, I don't see the problem. As it seems like a large chunk of your f-list are people who are bi-- it pretty much says you don't discriminate against sexual orientation.
*hums "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" by Avenue Q*
It's all just serious business yo. >:PPretty much agreeing with everyone else. You don't have to cover stuff you say because it'll offend someone. So you two were joking around, uh... big deal? O_o
And if I do want to jump off the building over an A-, I'll be totally glad to hear from you first! XDDDDDD
Nah, I'd secretly attach a bungie cord around you; not only would you not end up dying, you'd have fun on the way up! XD
*kills self*
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But yeah, though I do walk on the safer side most of the time, I do know a joke when I see one and can derive amusement from it ._.
Excessive PCness = >:[
((-_- God that was hard to type. And I lawl'd when I read this.))
Ay, anyone who takes offense from two freinds joking around in an AIM conversation needs to get a life. I apologize for my bluntness, here.
Besides, anyone is at liberty to say whatever they want in their own LJ. ^_^
I also forgot the Jews; they're too busy scrounging money and avoiding ovens.
Are you dissin' my country here >:O!
(NO I AM NOT CALLING YOU ELITEST! JUST QUEBEC!)