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HEY!

All you bisexuals on my list?

I really don't give a shit if random statements I, or my friends, say as jokes offend you!

See, I believe EVERYONE is open to be made fun of, for whatever reason. That means anyone. You're a cracker? Then put the Banjo down, Brossius! You're a nigger? Get out of KFC, Tyrone! Hispanic? I won't say shit about you, since you'll probably stab me, Emanuel. Asians? Before you kill yourself because you got an A-, listen to what I have to say! You're a fag? Clean the shit off your dick, Jonathan! Bisexual? Make up your goddamned mind!

Carlos Mencia says it best: family fucks with each other, and it's a great way to get along with people, once you put aside your prejudice. I think we're all going to be better off once we stop trying to be so fucking politically correct. Everyone should be able to make fun of everyone, including themselves.

So I'm going to continue to make jokes, about everyone. I will not censor myself. That goes for all you crackers, spics, niggers, beaners, wops, chinks, fags, dykes, twats, you name it.

Don't like it? Defriend me. Don't fucking talk to me. Because I get really tired of people thinking I'm going to censor myself because I might POSSIBLY offend what they are. And in cases like that, if people refuse to acknowledge this, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to offend. Purely for my own entertainment.

This came along because Cammi and I made a joke, and included the word bisexual in it. Naturally, all the bisexuals attacked us, and attacked Gunny for his own views on the subject, not even knowing what Gunny, Cammi or myself were even talking about! They blinded themselves to the context of our conversations and our statements, and instead went on the defensive, on instinct. Look, I don't care what anyone wants to put in their mouth; you want to suck dick and pussy, that's your call. I love you all very much; you're my friends, and I'd never hold it against anyone.

But if something like that is going to offend, especially considering the source, being me? Then that might have to change. Get your panties out of a wad, and try to find the joke in a situation.

EDIT: I'm mistaken; every bisexual except ONE said something. And she's smart enough to see the fucking humour!

Comments

gunlord
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:49 am (UTC)
As he said, don't like it, don't read it. If you don't like something, it just makes you look stupid if you comment on it.

And I obviously wasn't angry either, I apologize for giving that impression. However, Mr. Superbus has a right to be angry, since if a convo offends you, well, don't read it.
ameroonie
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
READ my words.
I said I was not offended and I never thought that you were angry.
You are twisting my words.

I was going to pm Chris and see how his neck was since I havn't been on for a few days, but I didn't see him come on, I don't think he likes me, so even if I wonder if he is better, maybe I should try and stop talking to him if he hates me or if he is on his man period and that entry (the one with bisexual) was one of the first entrys I have read oh his and I was hoping that maybe he would pm me so I can catch up on how he was doing and I always read entrys when I see bisexual, anyways and I never was offended by it, people are just guessing how I am thinking and the truth is nobody knows how I am thinking, a lot of people get me wrong, so I am used to it. Please, I have seen a lot worse that are not jokes.
gunlord
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
You're right, I phrased what I said badly. My bad, I'll take the hit on that one.

However, if you don't find an entry "funny," well, don't comment on it. If you don't get a laugh out of something, you're just wasting your time replying to it, and annoying the original poster (Superbus) so just don't do it, okay?

I never thought that you were angry.

Well, you did say I wasn't saying it to get you mad and you're right! I wasn't mad at all. So I was just trying to alleviate any worrys you may have, that's all. ^_^
ameroonie
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
I commented, because I wanted to and because I was hoping Chris would be pm me, but I should of know better. I just get used and I need to get with the times. I didn't know he would get so offended [I can't predict], but next time I wont, now that I know he does.
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
I haven't been on messangers; I haven't felt well, and frankly, it's nice and peaceful without them (EVERYONE's annoyed me lately)
ameroonie
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)
I'm sorry and I was not planning on annoying you, I just wanted to see how your neck is? Did you try a heating pad or something and does it feel better? I just like to help people. I wish I could make you feel better.. (jk)want some of my pain medication? It does wonders(/jk). Hope you get better.
superbus
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)
I removed a pillow; so far, so good.
ameroonie
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:31 am (UTC)
Good. :)

I got to put lube in my eyes now and that closes them, so I am off to bed.. goodnight Chris.. sleep well.