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So apparently, today, there's a summit in Cuba among the "non-alligned" nations - basically, anyone not named Britian, Canada and America at this point - and today, they are all determining what a terrorist really is. This was spawned by someone calling Bush a terrorist, which... uh, yeah, even if it's pot calling kettle black, it's true, yeah...

But I say, we get a good majority of the world's leaders together to do this! Everyone! We can get it over with in five minutes! How? Take roll call! That's all you'd need!



"OK... let's see... let's start with you, President Chavez?" "Here!" "God bless you Hugo, nice job you're doing with your hyperbolic speeches!"

"OK... Vladimir Putin?" "Here!" "OK, there we go... nice work, Terror Through Incompetance..."

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?" "WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVES! WE WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROATS! SLAVES OF THE CROSS DOGS!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "OK! As dedicated as ever! Brilliant!"

"North Korea's Kim Jong Ill?" "Here!" "OK! You're getting up there, just keep trying, buddy! Though I recommend not making your missiles out of Tonka parts next time..."

"Moving along, Hu Jintao?" "If I am not allowed to look at and edit the minutes from this meeting, I will leave..." "Good work, Jintao! Brilliant, you're as dedicated as Mr. Ahmadinejad!" "I WILL RIP YOUR SPINES OUT! AMERICAN CAPITALIST PIGS!!!"

"Moving along! Here we go, getting to the meat of the order here... Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro?" "Raul reporting for Fidel!" "Brilliant! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Raul Castro will be accepting the Lifetime Achievement award on behalf of Fidel!" *applause*

Finally... British Prime Minister Tony Blair? No, Tony... you can't sit on his lap... get down! *sigh* Finally, American President George W. Bush *Standing Ovation* Yes, they're really proud of your work, as am I..."



"OK! Now, everyone here, I just have to say... you're all terrorists! Every one of you! There, meeting over! Now, who wants to get some hookers?" "I WILL KILL THE IMPURE WHORES! UNCOVERED WOMEN ARE A SIGN OF THE DEVIL PIG! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!" "Ah, always the party pooper, eh Mahmoud?"

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insanezero
Sep. 13th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
I can see that meeting ending with Australia as the only country that still exists.
dmajohnson
Sep. 13th, 2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
Australia's a country now?
dmajohnson
Sep. 13th, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC)
I still haven't heard anything about this summit... Anywhere... Are you making this up?
dmajohnson
Sep. 13th, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
The heck I use the Naruto pic for? Whatever. He can be a terrorist now.
superbus
Sep. 13th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
I was watching the talking heads talk about it on either CNN or Headline News while I was getting my lunch. I'm remotely connecting to a computer that's remotely connecting to this one, so I can't really find the link, but it's a six day event that started on Monday (which really pissed some people in our government off, of course).
zephyrshakuraus
Sep. 13th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
They want to define what a terrorist is? Haven't all the civilised countries already done that?
bardiche
Sep. 13th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
This is the part where I say that the only reason why Australia wouldn't be present at this meeting is because little Johnny was too busy trying to devise a clever way to get Bush to love him instead of that dirty HOAR Blair, isn't it?

...but seriously though, that's, um, wow. I seriously have no words for the whole situation.
suncancer
Sep. 14th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)
-_-

I haven't even heard of this, but it brings up new dimensions of absurd bullshit...!

Is there an online version? Transcript/recording?
swordsaint0
Sep. 14th, 2006 11:24 am (UTC)
This is what governments choose to spend money on?

Oy.
suncancer
Sep. 14th, 2006 12:27 pm (UTC)
My sister said in my state (PA) legislators debated in the Houses about what the official state cookie should be :') Big money from taxpayers for that great debate, mmmhmm...!
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