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So apparently, today, there's a summit in Cuba among the "non-alligned" nations - basically, anyone not named Britian, Canada and America at this point - and today, they are all determining what a terrorist really is. This was spawned by someone calling Bush a terrorist, which... uh, yeah, even if it's pot calling kettle black, it's true, yeah...

But I say, we get a good majority of the world's leaders together to do this! Everyone! We can get it over with in five minutes! How? Take roll call! That's all you'd need!

"OK... let's see... let's start with you, President Chavez?" "Here!" "God bless you Hugo, nice job you're doing with your hyperbolic speeches!"

"OK... Vladimir Putin?" "Here!" "OK, there we go... nice work, Terror Through Incompetance..."

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?" "WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVES! WE WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROATS! SLAVES OF THE CROSS DOGS!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "OK! As dedicated as ever! Brilliant!"

"North Korea's Kim Jong Ill?" "Here!" "OK! You're getting up there, just keep trying, buddy! Though I recommend not making your missiles out of Tonka parts next time..."

"Moving along, Hu Jintao?" "If I am not allowed to look at and edit the minutes from this meeting, I will leave..." "Good work, Jintao! Brilliant, you're as dedicated as Mr. Ahmadinejad!" "I WILL RIP YOUR SPINES OUT! AMERICAN CAPITALIST PIGS!!!"

"Moving along! Here we go, getting to the meat of the order here... Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro?" "Raul reporting for Fidel!" "Brilliant! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Raul Castro will be accepting the Lifetime Achievement award on behalf of Fidel!" *applause*

Finally... British Prime Minister Tony Blair? No, Tony... you can't sit on his lap... get down! *sigh* Finally, American President George W. Bush *Standing Ovation* Yes, they're really proud of your work, as am I..."

"OK! Now, everyone here, I just have to say... you're all terrorists! Every one of you! There, meeting over! Now, who wants to get some hookers?" "I WILL KILL THE IMPURE WHORES! UNCOVERED WOMEN ARE A SIGN OF THE DEVIL PIG! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!" "Ah, always the party pooper, eh Mahmoud?"


Sep. 14th, 2006 11:24 am (UTC)
This is what governments choose to spend money on?

Sep. 14th, 2006 12:27 pm (UTC)
My sister said in my state (PA) legislators debated in the Houses about what the official state cookie should be :') Big money from taxpayers for that great debate, mmmhmm...!