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EPITHANY!!!

I figure this: the NHL loves to experiment lately. They put a team in Carolina, where they love NASCAR and college basketball, but not hockey. They put a team in Nashville, where no one gives too much of a shit about any sport that doesn't involve livestock. They put a team in Columbus, which rivals Hartford in terms of charming personality. They put the whitest sport in the world next to Croquet down in Atlanta, which is the epicentre of the black universe. And they put a team in Phoenix and two in Florida, where the only ice they get is in their freezers.

If the NHL wants to experiment, I figure there's only one place to go to give me the Bizzaro NHL I've always wished for...



LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ST. JOHN'S NEWFIES!!!

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burning_phoneix
Apr. 10th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Putting a team in Newfoundland is less weird then all the teams you mentioned. :P
willfor_iv
Apr. 10th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
I think that was what he was going for. Something along the lines of "As long as you're already shoving teams into econimically unviable areas, why not actually put some where it's only because the people living there can't afford it!" That is, until Newfoundland becomes the new Alberta once they get their oil development going full tilt.
burning_phoneix
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
And so my utter lack of sarcasm detection shines through again.
samuraiter
Apr. 10th, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
WTF? Columbus? Columbus, Ohio?
burning_phoneix
Apr. 10th, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
Yes.
yubsie
Apr. 10th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
At least Newfoundland has WINTER. :p
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