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From Twitter 04-03-2011


  • 00:10:13: Can I get ANYTHING from Google Images without being redirected to another site!? Fucking A!
  • 00:13:03: "He might be doing something really crazy. He's a wreck. That's half the draw." Adam Hawke, 47, of Michigan, you are a douchebag, sir.
  • 00:59:38: If any video reminds me of just how batshit Texas is about high school football, it's this classic. http://youtu.be/ZHkABO0VwCg
  • 01:02:58: Just looked at the card for the $65 wrestling event I just ordered. Who the fuck is Alberto Del Rio, and why is he going for a title?
  • 01:04:48: Come to think of it... who are the vast majority of this roster? What is Michael Cole doing in a match? What i-- SNOOKI IS WRESTLING!?
  • 01:05:59: As an old NWA and Smokey Mountain fan, I just about want to hang myself. Good job, @Wrestlemania.
  • 01:21:08: In hockey news, Mike Ribero is still a faggot.
  • 13:43:00: Really, really bad night to have Calgary playing a must-win game at 8PM, when I have company coming over for Wrestlemania.
  • 13:43:23: Especially considering the fact that I don't think Wrestlemania is going to be very good. Then again, wrestling died for me with Benoit.
  • 15:38:30: RT @JimSterling: Dear American pundits: World War II began when Germany invaded Poland, NOT when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. Fucking IDIOTS.
  • 16:57:40: I'm witty, and I write well about relevant topics. I have 553 followers. Meanwhile, @charliesheen has over 3.4M. Talk about #notwinning
  • 17:49:02: So Alberto Del Rio's finisher is... an armbar?
  • 18:06:52: "We can't build any new stars, so we'll open our biggest show with three minutes of a former star posing" #therock #wrestlemania
  • 18:12:02: They got rid of Money in the Bank for this shit? #wrestlemania #justfuckingwrestlealready
  • 18:16:20: I almost want to watch Wrestlemania III, just to remember what it was like when wrestlers wrestled. #wrestlemania
  • 18:19:40: Wrestling in 2011: Where the WWE Championship jerks the curtain.
  • 18:27:34: Either I've fallen out of love with wrestling, or this match sucks dick. #wrestlemania
  • 18:33:18: ... OK, I'll grant a very nice Enzuguiri by Dos Caras.
  • 18:56:44: This is strange... we have a good match between Cody Rhodes and Mysterio. #wrestlemania.
  • 19:03:26: ... The less said about that Snoop bullshit, the better. #wrestlemania
  • 19:08:35: Thanks for being here, guys! The entrances were longer than the match. #wrestlemania
  • 19:11:40: ... Are you kidding me? #wrestlemania #peoplesstrudel
  • 19:17:45: Please God let this be a good match. Please. PLEASE. This show sucks, PLEASE!!!
  • 19:25:09: My guess watching this match is that Punk and Orton told Steph's hollywood writers to fuck themselves. Good psychology so far. #wrestlemania
  • 19:27:17: When did Superplexes take so long to set up?
  • 19:28:58: Look at the working of the knee by CM Punk! This is good. This is really good.
  • 19:34:01: The knee gave out! Hey kids, this is what wrestling was like before Stephanie fucked it up!
  • 19:36:40: What a good match. That's more like it. Too bad the bimbos are probably next.
  • 19:42:57: Why is HBK getting a separate entrance? Is their two tiers to the Hall of Fame? This is a disrespect to the other inductees. #wrestlemania
  • 19:45:57: On the other hand, Tammy Sytch looks good for a crack whore. #wrestlemania
  • 19:47:02: Lawler vs. Michael Cole. I hope Lawler remembers that he's a former fucking NWA Champion, from back when it mattered. #wrestlemania
  • 19:48:44: You know what I wish? I wish Kevin Kelley would come in and beat Michael Cole half to death. #wrestlemania
  • 19:51:49: OK, Austin's here. Time to listen to my aunt go off for about fifteen minutes. #wrestlemania #notanaustinfan
  • 19:54:11: I wonder how many modern fans have no clue just how good Lawler was in the ring.
  • 19:54:42: RT @nutmeghockey: Sad News: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=6287495 Thoughts go out to the Schwartz family from CT hockey ...
  • 20:06:17: Stunner in 3... 2... there we go. #wrestlemania
  • 20:07:58: I didn't know Jerry Lawler could still do a dropkick! I don't think Jerry did, either.
  • 20:09:20: OK, I have to admit. That was good, stupid fun. #wrestlemania
  • 20:13:20: Nice of a Shane-O-Mac-like spittake by Booker T with that stunner.
  • 20:19:17: OK, now to watch everyone in my house panic that Undertaker's going to lose his streak. #wrestlemania #spoileralert #hewins
  • 20:24:20: Not a bad entrance by HHH. Not bad at all.
  • 20:32:45: Is it me, or does the ring look smaller than most WWE rings? Like they took the old WCW ring.
  • 20:34:40: I have to say this: thank goodness for the powers that be saying that it was going to be JR and King doing this match. #wrestlemania
  • 20:51:32: RT @jephjacques: The one thing everyone my age seems to agree on is "thank god we didn't have YouTube when we were teenagers"
  • 20:58:13: OK. That's worthy of a "holy shit".
  • 20:59:01: The Scooter Keith wannabes aren't gonna like this, but this is an amazing match from a storytelling perspective. Awesome psychology.
  • 21:02:13: AWESOME match. And the chicks are coming out next, so I get a piss break. #nineteenandzero
  • 21:09:54: Who would have imagined the Undertaker being carted out of the building? The thing is: I'm not sure if this is kayfabe or not. #wrestlemania
  • 21:11:39: Chick match! Piss break! Piss break!!!
  • 21:20:13: Who'd Michelle McCool piss off? #wrestlemania
  • 21:27:05: I never, ever thought Mike Mizanin would ever main event a Wrestlemania. Looks like the crowd disagrees.
  • 21:32:16: I question putting Cena against Miz. The crowd hates both of them. This has Dud potential.
  • 21:42:44: RT @JVB: This match is generating no heat.
  • 21:48:42: They're doing big counts for Miz in the crowd. Maybe the WWE should give it up and just turn Cena heel.
  • 21:52:08: Here comes Rock in 3... 2... on--yep. #wrestlemania
  • 21:53:03: I guess we know who our General Manager is now. #wrestlemania
  • 21:54:30: The purist in me says that having The Rock showing up the two contestants in the Main Event and making them irrelevant is not good.
  • 21:56:25: OK... I'm not happy. They just basically ruined a Wrestlemania Main Event to set up... what, a match at Summer Slam?
  • 21:59:32: The main event showed the basic problem wrestling has: an over reaction to old stars. They killed Cena + Miz for someone from 15 years ago.
  • 22:11:42: How are they going to build new stars when they need the old ones to keep coming back to build a pop?
  • 23:11:48: Outside of wrestling, HUGE night in the NHL's Western Conference! Calgary and Dallas wins, Chicago loses... shit's getting real.
  • 23:13:21: Uh... uh oh. RT @RAINN01: Vice President Biden will be at University of New Hampshire on Monday to talk sexual violence.

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